Showing posts with label katabang. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Istorya sa usa ka Katabang

Usa ka estorya bahin sa usa ka katabang nga si Inday.gihimuan nakog bersyon sa pagtuki aron malingaw tang tanan.

Tungod sa ka kalisod sa kinabuhi sa bukid og sa probinsya si Inday nisulod og nanarbaho sa Siyudad sa Davao og gi-interbyo sa iyang Amo.

Amo: kinahahglan namo og katabang para manlimpyo sa balay, magluto, manlaba. mamalantsa, mamalengke, og magbantay sa mga bata. Kaya ba ni nimo tanan?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]



Nilabay ang pila ka adlaw, niuli ang amo, nakit-an niya nga naay bukol si Junior.
Amo: Nanong naa man bokol si Junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed napod]

Sa pagkagabii nanihapon sila.
Amo: Nanong parat man ang sud-an?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed napod]

Donya: Nanong inig uli nako maabtan man tika nga sigeg tan-aw og TV?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [nakuyapan]

Pagkaugma, giubanan ni Inday si Junior sa Principal's office, kay dili maka adto ang amo og ang donya.
Principal: Gisumbag ni Junior ang iyang klasmeyt.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight.
I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]

Pag-abot sa balay, naa ang amo pirting sukoa.
Amo: Inday! nganong nagkalat man ang basura sa likod sa balay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed napod]

Samtang nagaluto si Inday og panihapon, kiat kaayo si Junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [nidagan sa CR, giaphiran ang nagdugo nga ilong]
Pagkahuman og luto, nitan-aw og TV si Inday. Nkabalita nga ni hawa si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior:Nganong nihawa man si Agel Locsin?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [gisunggo napod]

kadtong gabhiuna, nag text si Inday kay Dodong, ang driver sa silingan, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
sa wa madugay, tungod sapakigbisog ni Dodong, nag uyab sila ni Inday. Pero wala nag dugay ang ilang relasyon, og nakipag-break si Inday kay Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations.The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself
Naay ni agi nga basurero, og nakisusi sa ilang panag-lalis.
Basurero (nisulti kay Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Nadunggan ni tanan sa Amo ni Inday
Amo: [nagpakamatay].
=the end=

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